For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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