OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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