i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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