Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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