Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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