what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
17 year olds will be the death of me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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