Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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