READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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