talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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