STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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