Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
birth control should be required to get into college
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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