I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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