i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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