I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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