I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
