Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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