Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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