im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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