took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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