I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The police scanner is talking about you again....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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