***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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