never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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