He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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