miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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