one two three fourrrrnication!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
