he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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