we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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