Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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