Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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