found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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