To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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