Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
