Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
