Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dicks are not precious.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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