Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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