Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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