he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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