Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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