I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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