His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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