the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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