We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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