yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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