I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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