The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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