fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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