youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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