I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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