Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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