i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
God, you're like boner-b-gone
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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